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<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5

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Time Out says

Tue Dec 15 2009

There’s a line from ‘Jurassic Park’ that echoed hauntingly through this critic’s head as ‘Avatar’ unfolded: ‘Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.’ James Cameron is one of those scientists: so in love with the technology, with the possibilities, that he never pauses to reflect upon the practicalities of cinema, of storytelling, of connecting with an audience.

That quote is doubly relevant when one considers the cultural similarities between these two blockbusters, both of which justified massive expense by promising a quantum leap forward in visual effects. But where Spielberg utilised technology in the service of a tight, witty script, Cameron is simply out to astound. There are moments when you almost expect Sam Worthington’s moody, ever-present voiceover to be replaced by the self-styled king of the world yelling at his audience: ‘Are you awestruck now? How about now? Now?’

When his scientist brother is killed a week before shipping out to the distant planet Pandora, wheelchair-bound US Marine Jake Sully (Worthington) is offered the chance to go in his place. On Pandora, Jake meets his avatar, a remote-controlled host body generated from his brother’s DNA and designed to blend in among the native Na’vi, a race of nine-foot blue hunter-gatherers living in peaceful harmony with their homeworld, Native American style.

Or rather, Native Californian: Na’vi civilisation is a mishmash of half-formed Hollywood ideas about the supposed superiority of ‘primitive’ cultures, tossing around buzzwords like ‘spirit’ and ‘energy’ without ever approaching a cohesive set of beliefs. But ‘all this tree-hugging shit’, as Jake describes it, is only the most obvious defect in Cameron’s dire, cliché-ridden script. From the bluntly expositional nature of the early scenes to the gung-ho, sub-‘Aliens’ banter of Jake’s fellow soldiers, this is screenwriting on autopilot, cobbling together unripe ideas without a scrap of originality or emotional resonance.

It’s hard to fault ‘Avatar’ as an immersive visual experience. Pandora and its luridly coloured inhabitants are beautifully designed, though none of this ever feels remotely real. But this was supposed to be the movie that changed the face of filmmaking forever. Ultimately, Cameron’s signature achievement may have been to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the oldest of all Hollywood maxims: all the money in the world is no subsitute for fresh ideas and a solid script.
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12A

UK release:

Thu Dec 17 2009

Duration:

161 mins

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Rated as: 3/5 (355 ratings)
  • The thing that cracks me up the most scrumpy, is that this anus(who will reply again because he is SOooooo stupid) hates Cameron,, I mean he only gave us the 2 biggest movies EVER!!! Oh ye, and TERMINATOR,T2 judgement day,the ABBYSS, ALIENS,, what a muppet he truly is, probably hates SPEILBERG and LUCAS too.

    jock Sun Sep 5 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Cheers, Jock. Had the feeling wan*ee-doodle-depressee had a few mental health issues. Now, back to the excellent film......... Cameron has given joy and pleasure to millions, not just by this of course, but by his extraordinary visions. I cant even think of matching that and im sure you would admit the same...... How about YOU, Wayne S........?

    scrumpyjack Sun Sep 5 2010
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  • Well, thanks fellas. It's been several weeks since I was verbally abused by you Brits; my psychic bruises were starting to heal. I wouldn't have showed up now, but since Mr. Cameron can't let sleeping dogs lie, and insists rather on re-releasing his piece of schlock in an expanded version... well you can see the situation I was in. I think it's a magic pairing that your beloved "Avatar" director is a Canadian, and that country's other major export is toilet paper. Now there's a telling coincidence.

    Wayne S Sun Sep 5 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Don't worry scrumps, the turd that is Wayne s. (Himself an american) hates people liking stuff he hates, Now that's sad, he can't let go, he will respond to this because of his ego, he hates the fact that most people loved this extraordinary piecee of movie magic,it is the future and the fact your empty head does not get this??? Cracks us all up

    jock Sun Sep 5 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Second time - inspired by Wayne.S. (third documented) ****

    scrumpyjack Sun Sep 5 2010
    Rated as: 4/5
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  • first time

    scrumpyjack Sun Sep 5 2010
    Rated as: 4/5
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  • What a (blue) pube you are! Enjoyable film = teen style angst! Hope Potter 7 + 8 works out well....if not SUICIDE!

    scrumpyjack Sun Sep 5 2010
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  • Hey, anyone can watch "Avatar" pts. 1, 2 or 3 D who wants... I just won't be among them. I've got too many other films of real value to watch. James Cameron paints with too broad a brush for my taste, and he insists on inserting his anti-capitalist, hippie-dippie eco, hate America agenda, which is a little much for the thinking mind to take. His over-rated films are perfect for kids raised in government schools and fed that "we are the world, collectivist crap." I say, "Ho Hum."

    Wayne S Sat Sep 4 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • You have your e-mail alert you when someone posts? 12 min between me and you...... Give it up fella! most like this movie! & guess what?.... Most, inc. YOU, will watch Pt. 2. "Only to see how crap it is..." .....of course

    scrumpyjack Sat Sep 4 2010
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  • I can't believe people are still talking about this crappy movie. I saw it on the big screen, in 3D, and my opinion of it remains. One dimensional plotting, over-long and over-rated eyesore... Why they would release a longer version of a movie that was already too long is beyond me.

    Wayne S Wed Sep 1 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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