Avatar (12A)

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<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5

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<strong>Rating: </strong>3/5
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Time Out says

Tue Dec 15 2009

There’s a line from ‘Jurassic Park’ that echoed hauntingly through this critic’s head as ‘Avatar’ unfolded: ‘Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.’ James Cameron is one of those scientists: so in love with the technology, with the possibilities, that he never pauses to reflect upon the practicalities of cinema, of storytelling, of connecting with an audience.

That quote is doubly relevant when one considers the cultural similarities between these two blockbusters, both of which justified massive expense by promising a quantum leap forward in visual effects. But where Spielberg utilised technology in the service of a tight, witty script, Cameron is simply out to astound. There are moments when you almost expect Sam Worthington’s moody, ever-present voiceover to be replaced by the self-styled king of the world yelling at his audience: ‘Are you awestruck now? How about now? Now?’

When his scientist brother is killed a week before shipping out to the distant planet Pandora, wheelchair-bound US Marine Jake Sully (Worthington) is offered the chance to go in his place. On Pandora, Jake meets his avatar, a remote-controlled host body generated from his brother’s DNA and designed to blend in among the native Na’vi, a race of nine-foot blue hunter-gatherers living in peaceful harmony with their homeworld, Native American style.

Or rather, Native Californian: Na’vi civilisation is a mishmash of half-formed Hollywood ideas about the supposed superiority of ‘primitive’ cultures, tossing around buzzwords like ‘spirit’ and ‘energy’ without ever approaching a cohesive set of beliefs. But ‘all this tree-hugging shit’, as Jake describes it, is only the most obvious defect in Cameron’s dire, cliché-ridden script. From the bluntly expositional nature of the early scenes to the gung-ho, sub-‘Aliens’ banter of Jake’s fellow soldiers, this is screenwriting on autopilot, cobbling together unripe ideas without a scrap of originality or emotional resonance.

It’s hard to fault ‘Avatar’ as an immersive visual experience. Pandora and its luridly coloured inhabitants are beautifully designed, though none of this ever feels remotely real. But this was supposed to be the movie that changed the face of filmmaking forever. Ultimately, Cameron’s signature achievement may have been to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the oldest of all Hollywood maxims: all the money in the world is no subsitute for fresh ideas and a solid script.
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12A

UK release:

Thu Dec 17 2009

Duration:

161 mins

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Rated as: 3/5 (355 ratings)
  • Visuals extraordinary and often very beautiful. Plot straight out of Pocahontus. Dialogue cheesey, no cliche was left unsaid. Not much humour either.Acting difficult to gauge, perhaps best described as efficient. No intellectual or emotional sustenance whatsoever. Was it really worth spending the equivalent of the GDP of a small Third World country on it?

    Peter Ludbrook Tue Apr 13 2010
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  • pumpiest pump mcpump i have ever had the privlidge of being tied down to my chair and watch as i smelled other peoples pump all around me. i honestly wanted the pop corn being thrown round the cinema to be bullets and pray i got shot in the anus with those toffee bad boys (not salted)

    pump catcher Wed Apr 7 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • This is a boxset of the most boring,unispired,si-fi that numbs the grey matter between my ears.3D Is a rip off,I would prefer a real script over a "real" visual world and it would save punters been clearly fooled by this tripe.

    killian Mon Apr 5 2010
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  • why dis styl showing in cinema?

    rafaek Fri Apr 2 2010
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  • This film is rubbish but I love it!

    MR Twat UNITED!!!!!!!!!!! Tue Mar 23 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Frank, you're just no fun. I bet you don't even like Sliver, Assassins, Monkeybone and other modern cinema classics. Your taste in film is awful. I hate you. I bet the only reason you don't like Avatar is because you don't get that it's, like, 'political'. And I also bet you didn't even know that the plight of the Na'avi was actually based the 1996 uprising by the cleaners at Sega World in Wood Green. Frank: See this mid digit? Dangle on it.

    bumz Mon Mar 22 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Who wouldnt, its fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Haso Mon Mar 22 2010
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  • So, Haso, let me get this straight - you like the film?

    frank Mon Mar 22 2010
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  • This film is the best film ever and you would be an idiot not to love it. A must see, fantastic film that is worth a lifetime. Excellant storline and great effectes. Got to be the best film of all time.

    Haso Mon Mar 22 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • 1st time in a long time I feel I got value for money at the cinema. Decent story line. Decent plot. Exellent cinematography

    Les Fri Mar 19 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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