Green Lantern (12A)

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Time Out rating:

<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5

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<strong>Rating: </strong>3/5
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Time Out says

Tue Jun 14 2011

Hope springs eternal for the modern Hollywood superhero movie: someday, somehow, someone is going to make a real stunner. (Law of averages, right?) You feel a twinge of that let’s-do-better ambition at the start of ‘Green Lantern’, as the camera soars over a digital, yet still beautifully designed, moonscape where three alien life forms stumble on something unholy. The scene might have been transplanted directly from a 1950s space adventure like ‘Forbidden Planet’. But no sooner are we introduced to giant-floating-head supervillain Parallax – who’s out to destroy the Lanterns, the universe’s cadre of guardians – than the film takes a ruinous detour to Earth.

Enter square-jawed daredevil Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds), he of the Ken doll physique and perfunctorily addressed daddy issues. The guy needs a calling, dammit! And boy, does he get one after being summoned to the side of a fallen Lantern, who gifts him his laser-lightshow ring and cosmos-protecting powers. Time to kick it into high gear, right? Uh, sure, just after we attend to Hal’s nonstarter romance with plastic girl Carol Ferris (Blake Lively, who isn’t). Oh, and there’s this other supervillain we gotta deal with – Hector Hammond (Peter Sarsgaard, made up with a hilarious John Carpenter-esque bald pate).

Hal eventually travels to the mystical corps-HQ planet of Oa for some sequel-ready one-upmanship with baddie-in-training Sinestro (Mark Strong), and the film’s very talented director, Martin Campbell (‘Casino Royale’), handles these otherworld scenes, as well as the finale’s tentacle-tastic Parallax fight, with expected aplomb. But whenever this Lantern returns to terra firma (too often), its imaginative flights are ground beneath the DC overlords’ demographic-pandering heels.
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Release details

Rated:

12A

UK release:

Fri Jun 17 2011

Duration:

114 mins

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Rated as: 3/5 (15 ratings)
  • Idiot. You obviously haven't even seen the film otherwise you would have given it 5 stars.

    Tommy Two Greens Wed Jun 15 2011
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • You totally didn't even see the film. What a rip. What is this magazine anyway, I haven't even heard of Timeout before.

    Larry McLantern Wed Jun 15 2011
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Uh, what kind of review is this? I could have read a better summary on the back of a box. Guess I'll stick with Rotten Tomatoes or, y'know, genuine critics.

    Kelly Tue Jun 14 2011
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  • @Keithuhlich It appears with the embargo until this late the film MAY end up with fairly poor reviews, however if you think you want to see it by all means go. I probably will to but obviously this critic didn't like it to much no need to bash.

    John Bodham Tue Jun 14 2011
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  • HE NEVER SAW THE MOVIE

    aja Tue Jun 14 2011
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  • Lovely "review". Tell me, this guy isn't on the pay-roll?

    Bob Tue Jun 14 2011
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  • OH MY GOD! YOU'RE AN IDIOT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LOVE THE FILM AS MUCH AS I DO. EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. WORST REVIEW EVER.

    Scotty McFanboy Tue Jun 14 2011
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Is this 'review' to be taken seriously? I promise I could come up with 3X as much stuff to write about just from watching the various trailers. What an absolute joke. If you guys are hiring for film critics, I'm available. And I wouldn't embarrass myself by putting a laugher like this out there for all to see. Especially with my own name on it.

    Tron5000 Tue Jun 14 2011
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  • haha look at the raging fanboy. maybe the guy just thought the movie was pretty crap? accept it, and move on.

    the dude Tue Jun 14 2011
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  • What's ridiculous is the quality of this review. It has absolutely no substance, hope you don't pay this joker for such lazy pieces. It really is an embarrassment.

    KeithUhLichAnus Tue Jun 14 2011
    Rated as: 5/5
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