Sorority Row

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It’s stalk ’n’ slash remake time again, as largely forgotten 1983 nasty The House on Sorority Row’ is transformed into a booty-shakin’, text-messagin’, Facebook-referencin’ multiplex moneyspinner for undemanding twenty-first-century teens.

When one of their ‘sisters’ dies as the result of a wildly misjudged prank, a gang of final-year American students decide to cover it up. But someone knows what they did last summer and isn’t about to let the girls get away with it…

‘Sorority Row’ isn’t as completely dire as its pedigree suggests: the script contains a few nicely barbed one-liners, while Stewart Hendler’s relatively tasteful handling of the death scenes results in a few throat-grabbing shocks. And, to its credit, the movie never attempts to present its self-serving central characters  as anything other than repellent, devious over-privileged monsters. But it also never delivers a decent reason for us to spend 101 minutes in their company, resulting in a shallow, occasionally diverting but largely irrelevant horror throwback.

Release details

Rated: 15
Release date: Friday September 11 2009
Duration: 101 mins

Cast and crew

Director: Stewart Hendler
Cast: Adam Berry
Briana Evigan
Margo Harshman
Rumer Willis
Carrie Fisher

Average User Rating

5 / 5

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ganefreak

The only scene I liked in the movie was the killer shoving that tire iron into Jessica's pie-hole...

natalie

what a great film loved every min of it my mate watched it through her fingers so will av t watch it again..................

natalie

what a great film loved every min of it my mate watched it through her fingers so will av t watch it again..................

DannyFitz

I though it was good. I really enjoyed this film. Yeah most people are bored of these types of films, but i was entertained for the 101 minutes of my life....

DannyFitz

I though it was good. I really enjoyed this film. Yeah most people are bored of these types of films, but i was entertained for the 101 minutes of my life....