The Boat That Rocked (15)

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Comedy

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<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5

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Time Out says

Tue Mar 31 2009

‘The Ship That Sank’ would be a more appropriate title for writer-director Richard Curtis’s latest and most disappointing entertainment. It’s a cripplingly self-conscious and self-satisfied tribute to the roistering last days of offshore British mid-’60s pirate radio before the meanies from the ministry pulled the plugs.

It’s also the kind of musical comedy where the actors seem to be having more fun than any audience could ever share. This overlong, poorly paced and slackly directed ship-bound farrago not only wastes its treasury of golden oldies – Hendrix, Kinks, Small Faces etc – but magically contrives to reduce the chaotic, creative spirit of the sexual and cultural revolution to a mere mechanical catalogue of trite and surprisingly sentimental sex-drugs-and-rock ’n’ roll clichés, each fatally underlined by multiple and repetitive reaction shots.

If there are compensations, they come courtesy of a few diverting performances. The movie’s depressingly few incidences of genuine feeling come from Tom Sturridge who is sweet and appealing as the public schoolboy taken under the wing of his godfather, ship’s captain and Radio Rock boss Quentin, played by Bill Nighy as a self-parody in made-to-measure Regency-collared suits. Philip Seymour Hoffman does a turn as the radical, Emperor Rosko-like  DJ in rivalry with Rhys Ifans’s self-serving immoralist Gavin.

Elsewhere, pickings are slim:  the talented Ralph Brown is wasted – he’s cast as Wee Small Hours Bob, a misjudged amalgam, presumably, of ‘Whispering’ Bob Harris and dysarthric Danny from ‘Withnail & I’ – and the same is doubly true of such comic talents as Chris O’Dowd, Rhys Darby and Nick Frost.
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Rated:

15

UK release:

Fri May 1 2009

Duration:

135 mins

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Rated as: 2/5 (272 ratings)
  • Well I wish I'd read the reviews before I put this on my ilovefilm list. OMG, the worst thing I've seen in years.

    rufusII Wed May 23 2012
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Rightly featured in TimeOut's top 50 film flops of all time, this is a disgraceful film. With each implausible, tension free twist of the lamentable plot the audience is alternately bored, disgusted and annoyed. The cast seem to have done their best, the blame here must lie with the director, screenwriter and producers. Ghastly.

    Jamie Tue Apr 24 2012
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • A very bad film

    Hardy Thu Mar 1 2012
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • I paid 49p for a brand new, wrapped and genuine copy of this DVD from a high street store. I presume that Richard Curtis' wife wants use of the spare room back and he's trying to shift the mountain of unsold copies. Well, at 49p, this DVD is remarkably poor value. It is a truly bad film, with no redeeming feature. There is no way that poor Richard is going to shift them all. He may have to send them to the same industrial waste incineration plant in Bermondsey that has been fully occupied for the last 18 months burning unsold copies of Eamon Holmes' autobiography.

    Hardy Thu Mar 1 2012
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  • Atrocious. So, so poor. Good actors, woeful script. Achieves a lameness which is quite remarkable given the story to be told, the music, and the acting talent at hand.

    Lorimergodlike Sun Dec 18 2011
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  • uttterly lame humour, an embarrassment to all concerned and agony for the viewer...

    prynne Mon Jan 10 2011
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • This execrable film should she consigned to the bargain bin at HMV. Quite the worst thing I've seen in years.

    Kit Sat Oct 2 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • I love seeing films where the reviews are either 0* or 5* with barely anything between! I completely disagree with the poor review from TimeOut - were we even watching the same film? Personally, I adored this film and thought that the DVD offering of an additional three-quarters of an hours of material in the form of deleted scenes was a superb treat. I would ideally have liked to have seen this material in the final film but sadly the MTV generation (to which I belong) seem to barely make it through an episode of The Simpsons without loosing their concentration. I see nothing wrong with a three-hour film if that's what is needed to convey the director's vision and I find it quite disgusting that there is so much pressure for films to be trimmed just for the sake of reaching the magic one hour thirty minutes. As far as the film itself goes - flawless. Stunning cast, including many actors I didn't know such as the brilliant Ike Hamilton. Lovely cinematography. Brilliant sound track and a great story. If you're looking for a film made great by acting and direction, this is one for you. If not, perhaps Vin Diesel has a new film coming out soon that might be more up your street. A film I never get tired of watching. Buy it.

    Rufus Duffin Sun Jul 18 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • I cannot disagree more, I think this is one of the best films I have seen. I think it was brilliantly casted and the actors appeared to thoroughly enjoy mking the film which is conveyed in their preformances. The film has a great soundtrack and 100% feel good factor, bursting with loads of good light-hearted comedy. Furthermore, not only is a lot of fun but also includes history about pirate radio stations during the 60s which i found quite intresting. Overall, I think it is a brilliant film and definatly one of my favorites.

    Annie Tue May 4 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Obviously no Pirate radio fans here then. OK,it's a "Light hearted" film,but it gets the mood and feeling of pirate Radio across. Don't any of you have a heart or any passion? Rebels!My arse!! Bunch of wimps!! Andy Richards.

    Andy Richards Mon Apr 5 2010
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