Don't waste your Sunday watching 'The Simpsons' repeats with a hangover or arguing about which pub to go to for an overpriced Sunday roast – you're just wasting precious raving time. That, perhaps, is the ethos behind Ava Word, a daytime party starting at 1pm on Sunday. Ooft. But don't worry, the tender hands of various world-class DJs will be spinning a few soothing sounds and a lot of pumping 4/4 enabling you to get back on it. Jog on, Monday morning, you're not welcome here.