Arts, crafts, raffles and general silliness (wear a boiler suit or apron for the Paintathon), plus some live music from nutball electro and acoustic pop boy Jim'll's Brain, who writes twee songs about stalking. Meanwhile the headliner tells intricate tales backed by brass and harpsichord flourishes.

Here goes. more than twenty words . I love the London life, whether it's getting dressed up and socialising with my friends, taking a boat on the...