Portland, Oregon's brash, quirky alterno rockers – as well known for the tit-flashing insistency of their keyboard player as for their music – return, with (the admittedly great) 'Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth' and other trash-pop ditties, plus a brand new album, '…Earth To The Dandy Warhols…', due out on August 18.

I am a confident guy with a sense of humour who enjoys lots of activities. I train often and enjoy Sky Diving and SCUBA through to Martial Arts and...