London, meet Bruce Dunny. He was Australia's top wedding DJ before an unfortunate incident involving his didgeridoo and Prime Minister Julia Gillard led to his deportation. Their loss is our gain, as he's a master at pumping out the best pop, rock and roll, disco and cheese. At this monthly shindig (brought to you by the people behind Feeling Gloomy and Club de Fromage), expect some proper nuptials, followed by a rip-roaring first dance, a wedding photographer, a bouquet and enough confetti to stuff a duvet. The first 25 through the door even get the luxury of pineapple 'n' cheese on a stick (and maybe an early mince pie too)! See you down the front of the conga folks.