Kylie Minogue/Jason Donovan + Steps + Rick Astley + Jason Donovan + Bananarama +

We were all hoping for an outrageously retro day of pop in the park, as Pete Waterman paid tribute to himself and his own hit-making powers... but sadly, due to an excess of rain and an already slippery park (thanks a lot Wireless) this fine event has been cancelled. Yes, it's Stock, Aitken and Waterlogged I'm afraid folks... Full word on refunds to follow, especially for you.