Okay, there comes a time when we have to lay down the crowbar, stop levering in those footie gags and simply gawp at the coiled, heartbreaking loveliness of a tune such as this, wherein JAPW – one of Antony’s Johnsons – makes like Karen Carpenter as styled by Steve Albini and implores a loved one to ‘follow her’ and ‘jump the ride’. Said ride ‘never stops at all’, by the way, which means that once this has been seared into your consciousness by night-time Radio 2, it can be adapted to, ‘You’ll never win fuck all’ and crooned sympathetically to your West Brom-supporting chums. Result!