‘Why do you need new bands?’ asserts Homer Simpson. ‘Everyone knows that rock attained perfection in 1974! It’s a scientific fact!’ West London trad rockers Rooster couldn’t be more 1974, short of organising their own three-day weeks, bombing a Birmingham pub and invading Cyprus. Still, even Homer Simpson would be hard pressed to find any affection for this dreary slice of cod West Coast AOR cobblers. Next!