Zero 7 come in for a lot of stick for being ‘coffee table’, as if there were something inherently evil about coffee tables. Look, if coffee tables were such a symbol of cultural oppression, Klaatu would have warned us about them in ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’. The worst you can say about this, a relatively edgynumber which rattles along at a roadrunner lick, is that it doesn’t have any chorus to speak of.