In which Pete Doherty gathers together a group of his friends – including, gasp, Carl Barât – for a rumble through the old Clash classic. But, even though it’s for charity, it’s not going to help us forgive him for the recent revelation that he stole a load of books from HMP Pentonville after his recent stay. What’s a lag to read if ‘Crime And Punishment’ has gone walkabout? Shame on you, Doherty.