Piffle, obviously, but piffle with an accompanying pre-rehab video that may now prove prophetic, featuring as it does Britain’s foremost Redcoat doing the whole self-analytical thing. In drag. ‘Robbie Williams,’ he says in it, ‘is a great bunch of guys.’ Is he? Or is the Robster really just one deeply uninteresting individual who can't handle a) his drugs or b) the fact that his ever-dwindling fanbase is made up entirely of housewives?