Poor Brit Award-less Lily. ‘It’s ’cos I’m not on Universal Records that I didn’t win!’ she moaned, recently; ‘Hmm, we’d have thought our heroine wouldn’t give a shit about all that sort of stuff,’ responded her legions of now-disappointed blog-readers; ‘Ah well, that's the “Shame For You” promotional campaign fucked, then,’ sighed her label honchos, ‘guess we best cancel all those flyposters.’
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