Look, Avril: if you’re gonna rip off ‘Hey Mickey’, then that’s great; and if you’re gonna make a video in which you bully some tokenistic geek girl then get jiggy with her boyfriend in a portable toilet, even better; but please: just leave the ‘I’m a punk, me’ guitars at home now, eh? And stop saying ‘motherfucking’ – it’s even worse than hearing Madge say it.