You’ve now no doubt read about this mysterious diss track that surfaced a couple of weeks ago on MySpace, lambasting the posho-chav likes of Jamie T, Mark Ronson and Lily Allen (her charming response? ‘So what if we’re middle class? Just because your mum didn’t get off her lazy fat arse and get a job…’). And yes, it’s hilarious. Whether you feel like you need to own it – on pretty pink vinyl – is another matter, but if so you’d better join the other 499 idiots/Hoxton DJs/35-year-olds-desperate-to-prove-how-‘down’-they-are-with-MySpace in the queue outside Rough Trade sharpish.