Let’s be nice, shall we? No? OK, then: this is rancid, godawful ironing bored pop-rock, devoid of anything even approaching sex or soul or menace or charm – it’s a wonder they bother stocking albums like this anywhere other than Tesco. In fact, here’s an idea for an already-minted corporation: Tesco, why don’t you just start producing albums like this yourself, along with blue stripe baked beans? Singer Adam says lead off single ‘Makes Me Wonder’ documents his ‘increasing dissatisfaction with the direction of the world’. Frankly, his band are not fucking helping matters much.