Dulwich
Village hall
Along with the adjacent Audi showroom, St Barnabas Parish Hall marks the start of the village proper. It mainly organises children’s events and Pilates classes. 8/10
Cricket pitch
Dulwich Cricket Club plays in an idyllic setting just off Burbage Road in the village. 7/10
Village green
The haughty, dominant Dulwich Park is nearby, but doesn’t really count as a green because a) it’s massive, b) it’s gated and c) it’s actually not very green at the moment because it’s being resurfaced. 3/10
Local pub
The massive Crown & Greyhound (73 Dulwich Village, SE21, 020 8299 4976) hosts Pilates classes when the village hall is closed, plus the poetry and wine societies, and film nights. 8/10
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Post office
A sweet sub-post office right in the middle of the village, next to the ‘organically minded grocer’. 9/10
Church
Wedged next to the Dulwich Picture Gallery is the dinky Christ’s Chapel, a seventeenth-century edifice. It’s not the village’s main place of worship, but it’s the nicest. 6/10
Local bobby
Sergeant Stephen Farrant is the community bobby, working out of nearby Lordship Lane police station, which is where most of the action is (ie not that near Dulwich Village). 5/10
Annual fête
Rather more than a village fête, the Dulwich Festival takes place in May and ‘showcases local artistic talent as well as Dulwich’s buildings, history and wonderful open spaces’. No coconut shy, then. 3/10
Village Idiot
Ron Liddle lives in Dulwich and uses his piss-poor column in the Sunday Times to write about his 'smug' and 'complacent' neighbours; but's not an idiot, he's a twat. 6/10
Village people
The number of excellent local independent schools suggests this is not a place for your typical south Londoner. Put it this way: there aren’t many Millwall fans around (other than Liddle). 2/10
Local's verdict
‘It’s not a village really, it’s just a posh suburb. There is a sort of community, but it can get
very snobby.’ Sammy Kenton, Dulwich resident
Total 56/100
18 comments
How horrible of you to call Lenny the village idiot. He is well known and liked in Enfield. He'll talk to you about anything and has a wicked sense of humour. Good luck with the record Lenny!!!
Lenny is by all means NOT an idiot - he is our friend! He has been around since my sister was my age (12) and she is now 21. I hope he is around for many more years!
And Enfield is the best so don't try and beat us the rest of you - or ELSE!!! dum dum DUM!
Also don't forget the great free New River Festival on the 7th July on the banks of the Enfield Town New River loop (opposite Central Library).
Great arts event for all to enjoy.
It's great to hear you all like the Enfield Autumn Show so much.
Just to let you all know it will be on again on 8-9 September 2007. We've got even more great live music and spectacular events planned.
If you are interested in participating in the event (with a stand etc) email me on evan.kypreos@enfield.gov.uk putting Timeout - EAS in the subject bar.
Thanks
Lenny is not an idiot! His knowledge for music and T.V from the 60's & 70's is second to none! He even knows of the new music and how poor it is compared to the old! He knows everything thats going on in the town and probably knows more about the history of Enfield Town than any other person living there. A charismatic and witty guy he is, you'd love his jokes!
If you're looking for a decent bar in the area- FORM opposite the town station is surely the best??- Fab cocktails, good music and pretty special decor. highly recommendable.
Has Time Out got an agenda in voting George Galloway 'village idiot'? I suppose the more than 15,000 people who voted him in as their MP are also idiots? I think you should have left politics out of this - most people share Mr Galloway's views on the important issues such as Iraq and Tony Blair (just look at the polls).
Lenny is the eyes and ears of Enfield and always knows 'whats going down' before it appears in the local papers. His knowlege of punk music is second to none and is very articulate and witty. The only idiot is the talentless hack calling Lenny one.
Glad to see Enfield is finally getting some recognition, after years of dismissal and merciless heckling at the hands of Guardian journalists and Radio 4 commentators ('Enfield is the only place in Britain where stone cladding adds value to your house')
How could you not have found out about the Enfield Town Show?! It's fabulous! And Lenny is not an idiot.
Where is dear old Muswell Hill? It is surely the quintessential London village with fine locals, a cricket pitch, a handful of little churches, woodland areas, a high street geared towards sole traders (mainly), and one of the village church halls has a local Am Dram Society! Go there and watch a naff old play and have old biddies serve you tea and biscuits in the interval. Muswell Hill has a butcher, a baker, and no candlestick maker. visit the village with the mossy well and all within zone 3! blimey!
Enfield is a great place to live. But no fete, eh? Then what about the Enfield Autumn Show in the Town park, Sept. each year, this year 9-10 Sept. A super day out. (And Lenny is by no means an idiot. That was mean of you!)
How can you have missed out Ealing's Brentham Estate? It's a perfect example of a garden suburb! I grew up there and returned recently (15 years later) to find it as beautiful as I remembered.
Disappointed with result as in the past it was top village in your mag. We still have the arts club running and a writers' group. Can I just post these two links to the events in the area? www.walthamstowfestival.com
www.e17arttrail.co.uk
Please advertise them, in this current climate we need good vibes. Simone, a resident since 2002
What about Hampstead Garden Suburb? That's an area of london which was practically designed to be a village!
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