• Estate agent speak

  • By Time Out editors

  • Excited about that well-presented studio flat in Abbeville Village? Visions of semi-rural bohemia? Well it's probably a dingy cupboard on a main road in Brixton. Estate agents are increasingly under scrutiny for the way they polish London's property turds, whether areas or dwellings. Here's a handy guide

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    A survey by mortgage company The One Account last year found that a fifth of estate agents admitted to using an alternative name for an area to add value to a property they were trying to sell, and more than one in ten admitted exaggerating the geography of a location to make a property more desirable. We spoke to Miles Shipside, commercial director of RightMove and a London estate agent for 17 years, about agents’ obsession with turning London into a rural idyll. Feature continues

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    They call it… Everyone else calls it…

    Hampstead Slopes

    Archway

    Blackheath Borders

    Lewisham

    Brackenbury Village

    Hammersmith

    Abbeville Village

    Clapham Park/Brixton

    Shorne West

    Gravesend South

    West Kensington

    Shepherd’s Bush

    Poet’s Corner

    Acton

    Harringay Village

    Harringay

    Highbury Borders

    Finsbury Park

    South Chelsea

    Battersea

    Bond Street East

    Bow

     

     

     

    Time Out: Why make-up these names?

    Miles Shipside: London can be faceless so people are attracted to the idea of a community, with local pubs and shops where everyone knows you. The key job of an estate agent is to get people engaged with what they are advertising and how we advertise areas is one way of doing it. But we are not allowed to lie about postal codes, that is illegal.

    When did this phenomenon start?

    MS: The rather imaginative descriptions you might have seen are a relatively recent phenomenon and are likely to date from one of the periods when London house prices fell marginally, such as in 2003, when estate agents would try and find any reason to make the property more attractive.

    How much can having a rural-sounding location add to the value of a property?

    MS: People will pay 10 per cent more for the village association. But it’s more about increasing the saleability rather than adding to the value. Saying that a property is in a village can be that added factor that gets people to view the property.

    Is this trend going to continue?

    MS: People are becoming ever more inventive, and there’s also an obsession with London buyers to spot the latest up-and-coming areas and as traditional areas become more expensive there is pressure to find new ones with catchy-sounding locations. Sometimes if an area is described as a village, it will eventually become one as it will attract the sort of people who are interested in living in that sort of community.

    Isn’t it a bit of a scam?

    MS: It’s not something we should be ashamed of – after all, estate agents are employed to get the best price for the property they are trying to sell.

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9 comments

  1. Posted by shilpa on 20 Dec 2007 16:55

    i mwish every roman catholic a very happy christmas in this village

  2. Posted by Elliot on 24 Sep 2007 13:34

    It's an IKEA site. Quite good as it happens.

  3. Posted by sugar on 14 Sep 2007 17:49

    I found this website which basically lets estate agents that we arent going anywhere!!!
    www.notgoinganywhere.co.uk

  4. Posted by I Love Cats on 07 Sep 2007 17:03

    I really like the idea of the 'no estate agents' sign on the door - does that actaully work?
    My 'no junk mail' one certainly doesn't... although you do get the occasional little gem through the junk mail... never met a gem of an estate agent though... :(

  5. Posted by Born Free on 07 Sep 2007 17:00

    I recently bought a flat in east london and while yes, I recognise the potential increase in prices because of the olympics and stuff, at the end of the day, I bought the flat for myself, to make my home. I've spent several grand improving it, so I'm sure if I did give one of those dodgy estate agents the time of day they'd be quite excited, but my home aint for sale!

  6. Posted by Jo Daniels on 07 Sep 2007 15:43

    Estate agents are all about making money at your expense, they dont care about you as a person or your house as a home. They just want to make a quick buck. Not I'm not selling up!!!

  7. Posted by Bruno Thomson on 06 Sep 2007 10:53

    Yeah I find it annoying. I have spent a good dose of time and money doing up my house for ME to live in and enjoy, not in the mood at all to sell, yet the letters and calls keep happening. Maybe I need to use their double speak...

  8. Posted by jennyaces on 06 Sep 2007 00:31

    LOL - I get about 3 a week in Streatham Common. They won't take no for an answer, even when I put a "no estate agents" sign in the window.

  9. Posted by Elliot on 05 Sep 2007 11:08

    Let's turn it around. Me-speak for estate agents:
    When I say "No, I don't want to sell my home" it means "Don't come back next week and try convincing me again"
    Seriously, get stuffed the lot of you. I. AM. NOT. GOING. ANYWHERE.

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