Beauty aboard the Good Ship Benefit

Every Sunday you can get sozzled on board with the Benefit bottomless brunch. Serving up poached eggs on sourdough, which you can make Californian, royale, Hebridean, benedict or Florentine, followed by French toast any-which-way, your bubbles or bloody marys will be mopped up in the most delicious way possible.

£40 per person. 12pm-6pm every Sunday.

Don't be spooked by the name, it's not just a crafty illusion, the afternoon tea is there and it's delicious! Celebrating the launch of Benefit's 13 strong army of brow products, there are macarons, courgette cakes colour changing cocktails and not a caterpillar in sight.

Available Mon – Sat, 2pm-5pm.

With possibly the most ladylike sounding cocktail menu on the high seas, the aptly names Pinkton Parlour is your five-year-old self's dream come true (if five-year-old you preferred champagne to Fanta, that is.)

Get stuffed the civilised way with this delectable menu:

Chicken club sandwich, smoked salmon and rocket sandwich, roasted vegetables in focaccia bread.
Fruit and plain scones served with clotted cream and strawberry jam.
Macarons, a selection of cakes and if you have room, chocolate tulips with cream and berries.

£28pp (or £35 with champagne) Served every day between 2pm-5pm. 

If eyes are the windows to the soul, then brows are the all-important flowerboxes. And as Benefit hereby declare 2016 'The Year of the Brow' they have all manner of pruning services on board. Get yours on-fleek and show them off over afternoon tea (every day) or bottomless brunch (every Sunday) in this spacey lounge. 

Looking like a make-up bag you wished you could live in, you can stock up on face-saving products while upping your eyebrow game at the on-board boutique and brow bar. Just make sure you pick your foundation shade before you get cocktail-induced blurred vision.

Release your inner warrior with super-fun yoga up on the outdoor Hoola deck. Brilliantly mashed up with hoola hooping and the cha cha, this is definitely not another yawnsome class.

Hourly classes take place every Sunday from 10:30am. £12.

Go back to your childhood when exercising was fun with this awesome hula hooping class. Not for stick-in-the-muds, hit the deck to spin away the daily grind. It's not often you can hula till your heart's content whilst taking in the sights on the Thames!

£5. Every Saturday at 10:30am. 

Instead of lame cruise ship pens and T-shirts, siren of '60s-style Dawn O’Porter's brilliant BOB Vintage is popping up on board. With an exclusive curation of real vintage pieces, plus the full range of her vintage-inspired collection, you can makeover your wardrobe as well as your face. 

Wanna look your beautiful best? Take a great shot of the Good Ship Benefit and win £250 worth of Benefit Cosmetics.