The Battersea Barge

Baggage: A One-Woman Cabaret Adventure

Cabaret, Books and poetry

Songs and gags from Deborah Berenson as she takes a trip through past, present and future to take stock of her life. Tom Carradine accompanies her on a selection of old tunes, new lyrics and more.

Alp Haydar's Sharia Law

LGBT, Drag and alt drag

Time Out Audience Award winner Alp Haydar's 'one-man pantomimes' are unique fusions of green-screen CGI animation, puppyish audience rapport, outrageously exuberant sexuality and affecting emotional narrative, setting explorations of gay Muslim identity...

Alp Haydar's One Night with Maya Angelou

Cabaret

• Critics' choice

Alp Haydar's 'one-man pantomimes' are unique fusions of green-screen CGI animation, puppyish audience rapport, outrageously exuberant sexuality and affecting emotional narrative, setting explorations of gay Muslim identity against a backdrop of disaster-movie...

Kabare

Cabaret

One-off variety night.

Cheese 'n' Crackers

Cabaret

Cara Cummings hosts this cracking variety talent show with a plate of cheese the grand prize. Expect music, comedy, circus skills and plenty of cringing, with a healthy dose of stars-of-tomorrow talent too.

Through The Looking Glass Boat Party

Clubs, Alternative nightlife

Little Alice takes a step into nautical naughtiness at this decked out barge, which is moored in Battersea. Shake's Rikky Rock and Miss C MC play a mix of nu-disco and electro-tech all night, with guest spots by Dan Bizaro, DJ Lola, FredNev and J Jeff....

Singers' Soirée

Cabaret

Evening of duets from professionals and students in aid of the Shooting Stars Chase Charity.

Murder on the Battersea Barge

Cabaret

• Critics' choice

Lady Pinchsnuff is dead! The saucy so-and-sos behind the Barge's legendary annual panto put in a novel summertime appearance for this 1920s-set whodunnit romp. The delicious line-up includes Laurie Hagen, Dusty Limits, Jamie Anderson, Paul L Martin, Tricity...