What sort of person agrees to get their genitals swabbed on national TV? That’s the question we couldn't help but repeat while watching this grim shock-doc based in two sexual-health clinics in Exeter and Leeds.
All the usual scenarios are there: shame-faced youths recounting their sexual adventures to non-judgmental doctors, non-judgmental doctors asking sexy questions while doing their best not to sound like a three-quid-a-minute hotline, concerned mums expressing outrage at the rampant irresponsibility of today’s youth. By the end, the answer is clear: they’re all idiots. Literally all of the subjects (with the possible exception of the farmer with achy balls) are just so completely stupid that it’s impossible to sympathise.