Fire

All the gays have to go to superclub Fire once in their lives. Seemingly open 24/7, the weekends in particular offers a non-stop clash of club nights. A:M -is a funky house night for an up-for-it-Friday-night party crowd that merges into Horizon (or hedonistic party Juicy depending on the date), a Saturday-night bender of house and electro that attracts the muscle boys. Sunday is for after-hours Orange, where two rooms of funky house chase away the Monday blues and, if you can keep going until Tuesday, Brazilian-themed party Open should set you up for the rest of the week. Whatever you opt for, just brace yourself for the inevitable stumble out of Fire into the Vauxhall daylight.