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[title]That earthquake didn’t last long but I somehow managed to murder two people & eat a sheet cake. I’m not good in a crisis, is what I realize.
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) March 17, 2014Dearest @Harry_Styles are you in LA? Is your hair ok? #earthquake
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) March 17, 2014Congrats to the LA earthquake for getting signed to CAA!
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) March 17, 2014Oh THERE you are, LA Earthquakes! #TectonicFarts
— Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) March 17, 2014Portia and I woke up and all of the furniture was in a different place. Then we remembered we moved. #earthquake
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 17, 2014Good morning, California! That was Me.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 17, 2014Well, since we're all awake, what'd you guys think of GIRLS last night?
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 17, 2014This earthquake woke me up 5 hours before I planned on waking me up. The earthquake is just like my mom except it doesn't mail me Cheez-Its.
— Taylor Williamson (@TaylorComedy) March 17, 2014"The PEZ dispensers are still standing!" - @RheaButcher, checking our valuables post-earthquake
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) March 17, 2014During that earthquake my life flashed before my eyes and it was just a montage of every time I've eaten Cinnabon #cherish #earthquake
— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) March 17, 2014That's what she said. RT "@kingsthings: 4.4 earthquake in #LA this AM - this was a blip - still waiting for the big one
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) March 17, 2014Actual txt from my dad: "did U here about. The Earth quake at LA Aniz felt it Harris is at VietNam" Is this a ransom note??
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) March 17, 2014Renters insurance.
— SmithChris (@SmithChris) March 17, 2014Jesus. How gossipy are the birds outside. It was an earthquake and now it's over. Shut the fuck up and go back to sleep!
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) March 17, 2014most important item to have in your earthquake kit? Twitter.
#earthquake #LosAngeles #mydayinla
— anniewood (@anniewood) March 17, 2014Did HUGE post-quake life reassessment. Gotta eat more raisins.
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 17, 2014The "small talk" portion of every Hollywood meeting today just had their conversation topic decided for them. #earthquake
— Erik Patterson (@erikpatterson) March 17, 2014A scary few minutes for our colleagues @myfoxla when #LosAngelesEarthquake hit this AM. Watch: http://t.co/OY7nE99PRt pic.twitter.com/v1Gj2XUrDt
— MyFoxNY.com (@MyFoxNY) March 17, 2014Westwood earthquake 3-17-14.... We will rebuild. #LAStrong #NeverForget pic.twitter.com/A0uhfD1qvq
— Bruin Country™ (@UCLA_Nation) March 17, 2014Watch: Magnitude-4.4 quake shakes @NBCLA newsroom during newscast. Watch >>> http://t.co/kEBHgRf7R1 pic.twitter.com/7OAiqE7Alu
— NBC Los Angeles (@NBCLA) March 17, 2014Video: Watch @ChrisKTLA
and @MeganHenderson react to 4.4 earthquake live on air http://t.co/bN818lJt9Q pic.twitter.com/S71bTixTbK
— KTLA (@KTLA) March 17, 2014Please do not call 911 to report the #earthquake. We are well aware of it. Lines need to be kept open for emergencies pic.twitter.com/joEwpfgPnC
— LAPD Communications (@911LAPD) March 17, 2014