Miami's most famous dive bar, in the heart of smash-and-grab-central Little Haiti. A much-loved shambolic wreck, it's had the shit kicked out of it so many times it wears its bruises with pride. Most of the punters look like Kelly Osborne on a budget (and that's just the men). The beer's cheap, as is the food (good booze-soaking fare such as scotch eggs and curry). There are a couple of pool tables, Space Invaders video games and a jukebox stuffed with skatepunk. Bands of varying quality play nightly in the back.