How can anyone resist a place whose motto is 'Where the beautiful people come to get ugly'? We couldn't have put it better when describing this wannabe dive bar. Its inspiration was Coyote Ugly, in which sassy shot girls stand atop the bar pouring unknown libations down guys' throats. It makes for a testosterone-charged environment with major fist-pumping and slack-jawed ogling. But for the antithesis of South Beach pretentiousness, this is the place. Ladies, beware the grimmer-than-grim toilets.