We hate fashion magazines.

Yeah, we kinda made that clear last fall, stabbing Vogue with a stiletto on our cover. Yet we still like fashion itself—the looks, the creative freedom, the feeling you get wearing something new. This spring, we come at the subject in ways both personal (stylish New Yorkers tell us about their favorite outfits) and practical (we snag nine pieces for just $600, and help out busty women with evening wear), with only one “fashion spread”—and it’s based on one kid’s fucked-up night getting arrested in New York. This is the fashion mag we wish existed. Not that we like fashion mags or anything.

	Urban outfits: You think you don’t care about trends? These ridiculously stylish New Yorkers sport their own looks—runways be damned.
	Busted!: Your huge rack certainly has its, ahem, perks. But squeezing into a dress is not always easy. Here, four real women model dresses your D cups will actually fit into.
	Big boobs, big style: Large-breasted babes abound in Hollywood but they don’t all have the fashion sense to show off their ta-tas appropriately (hello, Pamela Anderson). Check out the distinct styles of ten of our favorite busty ladies.
	Women, what would you rather wear?: Spring's just around the corner. If a magic genie offered you only one of the two items below, which is your choice?
	Men, which would you rather wear?: We know, you probably grab whatever's crumpled up by your bed, but which of the below items would you prefer to find there?
	TONY fashion: Hey, we have some pretty cool togs ourselves. Some of the office's snazziest dressers reveal their style secrets.
	How to spend $600: Got six Benjis burning a hole in your pocket? Here are a half-dozen ways you can blow your cash right, whether you want one item or nine.
	How not to spend $600 (or more): You’ve worked too hard for that cash to drop it on these designer mistakes.
	Five NYC fashion blogs you should know: Follow the latest style trends without consulting tree-killing fashion phonebooks—er, magazines.
	“This is my life!”: The true, New York story of Ian Longwell, 23-year-old drummer for the aptly named Trouble—as told through models.
	Video: Behind the scenes of spring fashion: Peek at the sizzling photo shoot for our fashion cover.