“What hookup do you still fantasize about?”

Paul, 30, had serious juice to cut loose. “I went to a party in Chelsea that was pretty packed,” he said. “So I randomly asked two men if I could get on their shoulders to look for a friend. As I was up there, they took my cock out and started sucking it.” I nodded, hoping there was more to the story. There was. “I went home with them. In the bathroom, they both peed on me. If a guy pees on me, I just come all over him instantly!”

As Paul was wrapping up his pisser of a story, Steph, 24, a striking brunet, strolled by and revealed her attraction to higher-ups. “When I was 18 years old, I was working the brunch shift at a restaurant. I was bored of serving stupid huevos rancheros. All of a sudden, the chef pushed me into the walk-in fridge and we started fucking,” she said excitedly. “I like sleeping with bosses at work because it’s dangerous. The idea of getting caught turns me on.”

Aaron, a 25-year-old musician, had a good anecdote about a street encounter: “One night, I was walking around with my accordion and a girl began following me. We ended up singing together on the street. We got drinks, we had a smoke, and then I took her back to my friend’s place and had sex with her. It was so unexpected. Now I daydream about random women following me on the streets. I was a pied piper!”

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