“Is there an idea that gets you so hot you’re just dying to try it?”

Woody Allen look-alike Gus, 35, said, “This sounds crazy, but I always wanted to come in a wineglass and serve it to a girl.” For the first time at the horny booth, my Puerto Rican face turned bright red.

Widley, 24, admitted to wanting to hook up on the FDR Drive and West Side Highway in broad daylight. “Then I can say that I fucked on the East and West Sides of New York!” he beamed.

When asked about her summer plans, Marissa, 40, revealed, “I want to give head on the Wonder Wheel in Coney Island. It’s a family atmosphere, and the next thing you know, you’re sucking a guy off. That’s just awesome!”

SATURDAY
Wanna talk to Alexis?
Swing by herHorny booth on May 10on the north side ofSt. Marks Place at Third Avenue,noon–3pm.