Staffer: Allison Williams, assistant editor
Pick: "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" by the Scissor Sisters
It's the best song ever to contradict its own title. At an old job, we used to dance like fools into the wee hours at a Financial District dive bar. One night the bartender gave the jukebox remote control to one of my coworkers, who proceeded to hit "skip" during the first few notes of this song. I near tackled him and gave him a rageful talking-to, clouded by perhaps a tiny bit too much tequila for a weeknight. I don't think he ever quite recovered. But the song played, dammit.