A good review might ruin the antiscene at certain intimate bars. So if anybody asks, Clandestino does not serve meticulously mixed drinks at reasonable prices, the staff is inhospitable, and the tin ceiling and slender chute of a patio lack all charm. It’s our little secret.
35 Canal St
|Cross street:||between Essex and Ludlow Sts|
|Opening hours:||Daily 7pm–4am|
|Transport:||Subway: F to East Broadway; B, D to Grand St|
|Price:||Average drink: $7. MC, V|