No Parking (CLOSED)

If half-naked go-go boys are your idea of eye candy, then this Washington Heights cubbyhole—among the ’hood’s first gay bars—is for you. The subdued lighting and Lucite tabletops suggest a speakeasy by way of Miami, but the vibe is Chelsea raucous thanks to nightly DJs and a Wednesday night drag show. Those seeking a quieter vibe should visit during the daily two-for-one happy hour (5–10pm), when you can score brews like Stella Artois and basic highballs on the cheap.