Amy Schumer
Mon Mar 29 2010
"I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating—he was like, 'Are you mad?' I said, 'No, but you seem to be. Jesus! What are you doing to it? Is that waterboarding?' "
Amy Schumer plays Stand-Up NY Sun 4. Her Comedy Central special premieres Fri 2.
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