Lisa Lampanelli

The so-called Queen of Mean rules her kingdom with little more than the delectably dastardly raunch that spills from her lips each time she takes to the podium at some knob's Comedy Central roast, on Howard Stern's Sirius radio show, or in her specials Tough Love and Long Live the Queen. As this gig attests, her star has been rising even faster since she played it rough on Celebrity Apprentice.