Joke of the Year 2012

By Time Out editors Sun Jan 8 2012

Thanks to all who voted for their favorite Joke of the Week in 2012! It was a very tight race, but in the end Ben Kronberg emerged the victor with his bilingual play on words. Check out the winner and all of the worthy runners-up below.

WINNER: Ben Kronberg

17.7%

I don’t like to call my stepdad my “stepdad,” I like to call him my “faux pas.” Because everything he does is wrong.

Sam Morril

14.3%

My girlfriend said, "I want you to do me like it's your job." So I started checking my e-mail and looking at my phone to see when I could leave.

Jim Tews

14.1%

I know I’m maturing because the last time I took a nap, I dreamt that I paid all my bills for the month. Then I woke up with an erection.

Emily Heller

13.2%

I wear glasses, which a lot of people call the “sexy librarian” look. Or in my case, the “librarian” look.

Miguel Dalmau

12.5%

Spanish guys get tattoos with biblical phrases all the time, which is good because if all Bibles were destroyed, church could just be, "Today we shall read from the arm of Julio."