Joke of the Year 2012
Sun Jan 8 2012
Thanks to all who voted for their favorite Joke of the Week in 2012! It was a very tight race, but in the end Ben Kronberg emerged the victor with his bilingual play on words. Check out the winner and all of the worthy runners-up below.
I don’t like to call my stepdad my “stepdad,” I like to call him my “faux pas.” Because everything he does is wrong.
My girlfriend said, "I want you to do me like it's your job." So I started checking my e-mail and looking at my phone to see when I could leave.
I know I’m maturing because the last time I took a nap, I dreamt that I paid all my bills for the month. Then I woke up with an erection.
I wear glasses, which a lot of people call the “sexy librarian” look. Or in my case, the “librarian” look.
Spanish guys get tattoos with biblical phrases all the time, which is good because if all Bibles were destroyed, church could just be, "Today we shall read from the arm of Julio."
I have a Muslim friend who got an audiobook of the Koran on CD. I'm not sure why, but he got really offended when I asked him to burn it for me.
Any pizza is a personal one if you cry while you eat it.
My body is my temple because sometimes my rabbi is in it.
I hate when I’m taking a shower and accidentally shave myself while cutting.