Slowpokes

Gotta love the expression on these little critters from Sara’s Prints. We’ll have what they’re having. $35, available at Lester’s, 1534 Second Ave at 80th St (212-734-9292, lesters.com).
Born to be wild

We don’t see anything wrong with five-year-olds getting tattoos. At least not when the ink is this cute. $10, available at Steve & Barry’s, Manhattan Mall, Sixth Ave at 33rd St (212-564-1959, steveandbarrys.com).
Rock on

Warning: Drum-set sleepwear may induce nighttime rambunctiousness in some children. (But that’s why God gave parents Ambien.) $16.50, available at Crazy 8, 2655 Richmond Ave at Platinum Ave, Staten Island (718-698-6491, crazy8.com).
Arrr, matey!

The pirates on these jammies from Sara’s Prints aren’t nearly as booty-full as Johnny Depp—which is probably a good thing. $35, available at the Green Onion, 274 Smith St between DeGraw and Sackett Sts, Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn (718-246-2804).
Designer impostors

You could try ripping the tags out of this stripey set and passing it off as Paul Smith—but the little label whores of our acquaintance would totally know the difference. $34, available at garnethill.com.
Yes, deer

Girls (and some special boys) will adore this pink ensemble featuring bright leaves and playful fawns. $16.50, available at Crazy 8, 2655 Richmond Ave at Platinum Ave, Staten Island (718-698-6491, crazy8.com).