Date the best, be a TONY single
Thu Jan 7 2010
It's hard to find a good man/woman/hermaphrodite (delete as appropriate) in this town. What you need is access to a pool of cultured, fun-loving, in-the-know individuals—like the hallowed TONY readership. Whether you're looking for love or a lusty hookup, we're looking for people to feature as TONY singles. We'll take your picture (way better than that webcam shots you see on Craigslist—check these hotties out) and let you tell the world about yourself. And yes, we've had success stories, and three weddings (but we have more awesome big hats that we are dieing to debut).
For more information, e-mail email@example.com. All ages and orientations welcome.