Holy shit. He actually won!



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We thought we had prepared ourselves for anything going into Election Day. A nail-biter that could last well into the weekend. Florida still hanging in the balance until December. The Supreme Court butchering the electoral process. Ohio screwing us all again. But while we were expecting the worst, we never fully braced ourselves for the reality of what has occurred: Barack Obama has been elected our next President. And it happened by a landslide. We're in shock. We're in awe. But we just keep thinking...Thank God! But what happens after the girls get their puppy?!

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