Photo recap: Jersey Shore Leaves the Shore Pageant at SideBAR

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    Jersey Shore Leaves the Shore PageantYou think we're kidding about that whole...

  • A minor situation

  • A slightly more serious situation

  • We've seen that mischevious grin before, Snickers!

  • Jersey shore fist pump!

  • The esteemed judges

  • Let's all go to another Jersey Shore pageant next year!

  • Beating the beat up

  • Even after elimination, "JWOWW" stays in character.

  • "I love the Situation."

  • The emcee has a moment of clarity.

  • Jersey shore fist pump again!

  • And which Jersey Shore character are you most like?

  • JWOWW!

  • A liberal application of hairspray to the situational area

  • It's hard work trying to impersonate a guido.

  • Cheahhhhhhhh!

  • "Snooki" takes third place

  • "JWOWW" takes second place

  • The king takes his crown.

  • You are now excluded from chicken cutlet night.

  • A star is born

  • Water, check. Deli meats, check. Breasts, check.

  • The DJ channels Pauly D.

  • Chillin'

  • Where's the Ron Ron juice?

  • We're going to Karma!

Photograph: The Drunken Photographer

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Jersey Shore Leaves the Shore PageantYou think we're kidding about that whole...

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Last week, we hit up SideBAR (118 E 15th St at Irving Pl; 646-350-4188, sidebarny.com) for Jersey Shore Leaves the Shore, a pageant-format competition to crown the best cast member look-alike. While our first thought was, We don't see any fucking guido juiceheads; you woke us up for nothing!, the spectacle had its fair share of shining moments. Click through the slide show to see all the fist-pumping fun, as well as one awkwardly hot and heavy hookup—the fruits of some successful creeping! And if that's not enough Shore action for one day, make sure you check out our slide show of Pauly D's recent deejay set at Sutton Place.

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