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Gabriella's post below me got me thinking about one of my favorite/least favorite inscrutable fortunes. See below:


In case you can't read that, it says: THE RUBBER BANDS ARE HEADING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

And phew, really, because when rubber bands head in the wrong direction it totally messes with my mojo and upends my feng shui. But really, is this a fortune for an orthodonture patient? I don't think I need to explain why this falls drastically short of anything I can possibly apply to my life.

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