There are no new hipsters
Thu Dec 7 2006
We were joking when we said math wasn't our thing a couple posts ago—everything is our thing, silly!—so you can imagine our surprise when we crunched the numbers again and realized we had the equation wrong. This, we believe, is the correct equation:
Yesterday's tool Corey Feldman
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Yesterday's faux-mo writer JT LeRoy
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Today's hot MisShape Jackson Pollis


