Watch Out: Top Chef goes "Bam!"
Wed Feb 18 2009
TONIGHT: Top Chef (10pm on Bravo)
Wait, what's on tonight? Let's let finalist Fabio remind us: "This is Top Chef, not Top Pussy." Also, "This is Top Chef, not Top Scallops!" Got it? Good. Italian stallion Fabio joins nutty Carla, bald badass Stefan and bald-and-not-so-badass Hosea in the first part of the fifth season finale. They hit up New Orleans, with old-school TV chef Emeril Lagasse making an appearance. Tune in to find out what else Top Chef isn't—surely Fabio will continue to enlighten us.
Read Team Eat Out's Top Chef recaps here, then test your food-show IQ with our Eat Out quiz—see if you can beat Ted Allen, Gail Simmons and Anthony Bourdain (and learn what left Bourdain "gob-smacked with horror").