Your 1 Thing for today: Monday, Dec 18
Mon Dec 18 2006
Look, I don't have the answers you're seeking, the answers you need, but I can validate your feelings. Yes, it's weird. Also, since we're doing this— you know, communicating in this way and really connecting—I should tell you that five sevenths of the dwarves aren't really going to be there, nor is Bob Seger or Bob Saget, and I'm really sorry I lied, I just think you're really special and I didn't know how else to get to you. But I know that I've probably messed everything up and now you don't want to see me anymore—heck I wouldn't if I were you, so I'll probably just mope around here for a few days and then dust myself off and go to my mom's and mope around for about 15 business days, at which point I'll enter a convent. Don't feel bad about me. It wasn't your fault. It was just bad timing.