Your 1 Thing for Today: Sunday, Nov 12
Sun Nov 12 2006

"Can't make the key party tonight, honey. I promised the gals I'd meet them downtown at Arlene's."
It's the classic catch-22 of our time, is it not? You want to jello wrestle but you have no experience, and yet without experience you can't jello wrestle. What's a gal to do? Head down to Arlene's Grocery tonight for Amateur Female Jello Wrestling, that's what.

