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I prefer to date a woman in her...


(A) twenties.
(B) thirties.
(C) forties or fifties.

My dream lady would be about yay tall. And by that I mean...


(A) I’m looking for an Amazonian queen—preferably one 5'8" or taller.
(B) Not too tall, not too small. Bring me the beauties between 5'3" and 5'8".
(C) I’m a petite-seeking missile. Show me all short stacks under 5'3".

The dame of my dreams would live in...


(A) Manhattan
(B) Brooklyn
(C) Queens
(D) the Bronx
(E) Staten Island
(F) outside the five boroughs (Jerz, Long Island, etc.)

Let’s assume your dream girl isn’t currently married. Has she been before?


(A) Nope, never.
(B) Yeah, and now she’s divorced. So what?
(C) She’s separated. Baby steps!
(D) She’s a widow.
(E) Screw this question; my dream girl doesn’t believe in marriage.

When it comes to boot knocking, I want a chick who says:


(A) “Been there, done that.”
(B) “Been there, done everything.”
(C) “Been there, got the scars to prove it.”
(D) “Been where?”

Holy moly! I need...:


(A) a nice Christian girl. (My mother is growing impatient.)
(B) a nice Jewish girl. (My mother is growing impatient.)
(C) a nice Muslim girl. (My mother is growing impatient.)
(D) a nice Hindu girl. (My mother is growing impatient.)
(E) a nice Buddhist girl. (My mother is growing impatient.)
(F) a nice pagan girl. (Mother Earth is growing impatient.)
(G) a nice girl who is spiritual but not religious.
(H) a nice atheist girl, a nice agnostic girl or a nice girl who was raised one of the above but doesn’t practice.
(I) Other

When it comes to dress, I’m most attracted to a woman whose style is...


(A) vintage and thrift.
(B) fresh and urban.
(C) couture and designer.
(D) malls and catalogs.
(E) a combination of the above.

Here’s your chance to smoke ’em out: I like a girl who...


(A) is smokin’ hot but doesn’t smoke cigarettes.
(B) smokes socially.
(C) smokes like a forest fire.

Beauty is only skin-deep, but it sure can hook a man. When it comes to body type, I like my babes...


(A) curvy like a Botticelli.
(B) lean, mean and muscular.
(C) tall and willowy.
(D) normal. Whatever that means.

I prefer to date a man in his...


(A) twenties.
(B) thirties.
(C) forties or fifties.

How do you feel about height?


(A) Five words: hell no to the Skee-Los. Show me the brothers 6' and up.
(B) I like ’em juuust right. Bring on the boys between 5'8" and 6'.
(C) I prefer stouter lads. Hand over the hombres under 5'8".

The bachelor of my dreams would live in...


(A) Manhattan
(B) Brooklyn
(C) Queens
(D) the Bronx
(E) Staten Island
(F) outside the five boroughs (Jerz, Long Island, etc.)

Let’s assume your dream beau isn’t currently married. Has he been before?


(A) Nope, never.
(B) Yeah, and now he’s divorced. So what?
(C) He’s separated. Baby steps!
(D) He’s a widower.
(E) Screw this question; my perfect match doesn’t believe in marriage.

What degree should your man have under his belt?


(A) Doctorate or doctorate equivalent only.
(B) Master’s, please.
(C) Bachelor’s is fine.
(D) Associate’s will do.
(E) Some college works.
(F) High school/GED is totally cool.

If rap were religion, I’d want to date...


(A) Kanye West. Show me the Christian boys.
(B) Matisyahu. Show me the Jewish boys.
(C) Lupe Fiasco. Show me the Muslim boys.
(D) MC Yogi. Show me the Hindu boys.
(E) Happiness Kansho. Show me the Buddhist boys.
(F) Emcee Lynx. Show me the pagan boys.
(G) I don’t know. Please show me the boys who are spiritual but not religious.
(H) Oh, Christ. Just show me the atheists, the agnostics and the boys who were raised one of the above but no longer practice.
(I) Other

If my perfect man’s drinking habits were summarized in a cocktail, he’d be...


(A) a virgin daiquiri, drinking rarely or never.
(B) a well-balanced caipirinha, drinking once or twice a week.
(C) a Long Island iced tea, loaded all the time.

If my guy could spend the night in one NYC museum, it’d be the...


(A) American Museum of Natural History.
(B) Museum of Modern Art.
(C) Metropolitan Museum of Art.
(D) Museum of Sex.
(E) Other

It’s Friday night and you ain’t got nobody. But if you did, what would y’all be doing?


(A) Making dinner at home and getting ready to watch a Netflix movie.
(B) Attending an art opening at P.S.1 or a show at Danspace Project, then heading to a new tapas bar in the East Village.
(C) Waiting in line at Cielo.
(D) Catching a show at Comix or the Bowery Ballroom, then heading out to Brooklyn for drinks at Black Betty and grub at Fette Sau.
(E) Other

My dream boyfriend is...


(A) in his twenties.
(B) In his thirties.
(C) 40 or up.

If boys were like buildings, I’d be most attracted to...


(A) the ESB. Show me all the guys over 6'1", please.
(B) the Hearst Tower. Let’s see dudes between 5'8" and 6'1".
(C) tenement housing. Bring on the gents under 5'8".

This hunka-hunka burnin’ love should live in...


(A) Manhattan.
(B) Brooklyn.
(C) Queens.
(D) the Bronx.
(E) Staten Island.
(F) outside the five boroughs (Jerz, Long Island, etc.).

My ideal partner views the gym as...


(A) his mortal enemy.
(B) a necessary evil.
(C) a place he really looks forward to going to.

You’ve just met the man of your dreams. How would you describe his clothes/style?


(A) Vintage and thrift, like he stepped off a Mott the Hoople album cover.
(B) Fresh and urban; he <em>looks</em> like he lives in New York City.
(C) Couture and designer&mdash;it&rsquo;s all about the labels, bitches.
(D) Malls and catalogs. Seriously, does it matter?
(E) A combo of everything above and more!

How often does your ideal mate smoke?


(A) Ew, never. Cigarettes are nasty.
(B) Every now and again, or just socially.
(C) He&rsquo;d be lit up like a Christmas tree all year round.

How often does your ideal mate drink?


(A) Never. He&rsquo;s pretty darn straight for a gay guy.
(B) Once or twice a week, nothing crazy.
(C) Jager is his middle name.

New Yorkers work crazy hours. But would your perfect match?


(A) Yes. His career should come first; ostensibly, he should also love what he does.
(B) Eh, I&rsquo;m all for working hard, but he&rsquo;s gotta turn that shit off when he&rsquo;s not at the office.
(C) I&rsquo;m not really into people who are into work. It&rsquo;s okay if he hates his job and does the bare minimum to get by.

It’s Friday night and you ain’t got nobody. Assuming you did, how would they like to spend it?


(A) Making dinner at home and getting ready to watch a Netflix movie.
(B) Attending an art opening at P.S.1 or a show at Danspace Project, then heading to a new tapas bar in the East Village.
(C) Waiting in line at Cielo.
(D) Catching a show at Comix or Bowery Ballroom, then heading out to Brooklyn for drinks at Black Betty or grub at Fette Sau.

Age is just a number—until we force you to pick one.


(A) I like &rsquo;em young. Bring on the twentysomethings!
(B) No teens or geriatrics, please. Let&rsquo;s see the lesbians in their thirties.
(C) Older women are like fine wine. Show me the 40-plus set.

When it comes to stature...


(A) I prefer a tall drink of water. Show me the girlfriends over 5'7".
(B) I like a happy middle ground. I want a woman in the 5'3"—5'7" range.
(C) I often think, Where my shorties at? Gimme some girlies under 5'3".

When it comes to boot-knockin’, I like my ladies...


(A) curvier than Lombard Street.
(B) lean and mean.
(C) tall and skinny.
(D) um, normal works, thanks.

MetroCard, SchmetroCard. My dream girl would live in...


(A) Manhattan.
(B) Brooklyn.
(C) Queens.
(D) the Bronx.
(E) Staten Island.
(F) outside the five boroughs (Jerz, Long Island, etc.).

I gots me an edjumacashun, and my partner should have a...


(A) doctorate or doctorate equivalent
(B) master&rsquo;s degree
(C) bachelor&rsquo;s degree
(D) associate&rsquo;s degree
(E) some college
(F) high school/GED

Holy moly! When it comes to religion, my preference is:


(A) Christian
(B) Jewish
(C) Muslim
(D) Hindu
(E) Buddhist
(F) Pagan
(G) Spiritual but not religious
(H) Atheist/agnostic/one of the above but doesn&rsquo;t practice anything
(I) Other

The election may be over, but I’m still seeking...


(A) an Obama mama.
(B) a Bush lover. (As in, George W., you dirty thing, you.)
(C) someone who&rsquo;s vehemently antigovernment.
(D) someone who&rsquo;s ready to move to Canada.

When it comes to my old pal Al K. Hall, my perfect girl is...


(A) sober. All. The. Time.
(B) all about enjoying a nice cocktail now and again
(C) drunk right now.

My superwoman has...


(A) been there, done that.
(B) been there, done everything.
(C) been there, and has the scars to prove it.
(D) no idea where &ldquo;there&rdquo; is.

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