A girl definitely wrote this. Pubes are not cool just because you are too lazy to manicure yourself. Grosszilla
Slutever’s sex and dating tips
Blogger Karley Sciortino proffers dating advice for New Yorkers.
Wed Apr 25 2012
Photograph: Sandy Kim
6. V-cards are NBD.
“Virginity is stupid. People stress out way too much about who to fuck for their first time, or if they should wait until they are in love to do it. My advice is to just get it over with. This way you can move on to the actual fun stuff like falling in love and having sex that lasts longer than 30 seconds. A sex therapist once told me, ‘If your body is craving sex, that means that you’re ready.’ So if you’re horny, don’t overthink it. Just go for it.”
7. Pubes are cool.
“Pubes are way in right now. Hairless vaginas are for porn stars, babies and people with fake tans. For inspiration, see early ’90s-style Madonna in her coffee-table book, Sex.”
8. Ladies, own your orgasms.
“Did you know that only 30 percent of women have an orgasm during intercourse? That’s not a high percentage. (Thanks a lot, evolution!) If you can’t come during sex, don’t worry. Your vagina is not broken. Most guys still don’t get this. They think they can just shove their dick in a bunch of times and we will have an orgasm, but actually it just feels like we’re inserting a tampon on repeat forever. Don’t be afraid to masturbate in front of a guy, or touch your clit during sex. Most guys can’t get you there by themselves, so it’s up to you to help them out.”
9. Kink: Just do it.
“Generally speaking, it’s a good idea to be curious and try new things. This goes for sexual stuff as well. If you’re dating someone and you find out they have a weird fetish, don’t freak out. This is a good thing. Think of it as an opportunity to not be so boring for a second. Be spontaneous! Unless your lover’s fetish involves shit or flowing blood, I say suck it up and try it.”
10. Be fabulous.
“Finally, the real secret to dating—and life—is to be the most amazing version of you possible. It sounds corny, but it’s true! Don’t be one of those people who sit around smoking weed, doing nothing and hating the world all day because you don’t have someone who loves you. Be the sort of person who takes vitamins, reads books, goes jogging and gives mind-blowing head. All you have to do is be fabulous, and everyone will want to fuck you.”
#1 Cracks me up! I would say for the most part its true that you can't meet someone seriously at a bar but I would say that its still possible! Just depend what mindeet you are in. If you do take home someone from a bar, might I suggest you always use well...a condom.. Chances are if they're taking you home so easily they've probably have done it with others. You may even be able to figure out if they even know what an STD is: http://blog.beforewedo.com/2013/02/are-you-one-of-these-6-types-of-std.html
I disagree that smart and successful people dont hang out at bars. Going to a local bar and getting to know the bartender or owner helps you to meet new people. it almost becomes your family and theres nothign wrong with it. I have met many professionals this way and I wouldnt suggest knocking this off as a potential way to meeting new people.
I disagree with not discussing marriage and children until after 3 months. If I wait until after that time to talk about it and I learn that he never wants to get married (not necessarily to me but just in general) and or have kids, then I just wasted 3 months with someone. Why is everyone so afraid to talk about these things? Why wait for a particular time? How about you meet someone, you go out, and if it comes up (which is usually would) you then say "hey, do think you ever want to get married or have kids?" They will then say yes or no, and if they say no then all you wasted as an hour or two of your time versus 3+ months.
Why is it that it's so important that NOBODY abstain from sex?! I'm trying to have less sex since I don't find it worth the risk of std's or pregnancy. I know all about birth control and that sh*t costs money and has negative side effects and is obviously NOT 100% effective! Look... if you feel ready for sex and are sure you want it I'm not stopping you. However, if I feel like I want to abstain, please don't stop me... P.S. This does NOT mean I neglect to groom myself down there! To each her own but I like to be cleaner a.k.a. more on the hairless side myself!! Tell me I'm so 2008 if you want but I like it haha!
I once dated a girl who I shall refer to L. Dillard. Some of her sexual interests and kinks were just disgusting. She frequently tried to insert burritos into herself using her fingers; they would usually fall apart and end up smeared all over her labia. Those were horrific times, though I often wonder what she's doing with her life now. Her goal was to get into the refuse collection business.