Located inside the swank Sports Club/LA in Rockefeller Center, the
fourth NYC location of this cheeky spa chainlet is open to the public
and offers the same hair-removal services and outré embellishments for
down there (vattooing and vajazzling, say what?!?) as its brethren in
the Upper East Side, Flatiron District and Lower East Side. Though the
name leaves little to the imagination, the offerings are anything but
scant: In addition to the signature Brazilian ($74) and back-to-front
Completely Bare ($82) waxes, you can choose from more permanent laser
hair-removal procedures ($150–$600 per session), cellulite-reduction
treatments ($400 per session), teeth whitening ($149), facials ($150–
$450) and body-sculpting spray tans ($55) that add contour to color.
Specializing in down-there decoration, Completely Bare also offers the
aformentioned Vatoo ($115), a totally customizable airbrushed tattoo
applied after waxing that lasts about a week. Looking for some
sparkle? The Vejewel ($115) is a Swarovski crystal appliqué that comes
in shapes like bows, hearts and stars, and lasts about five days.