Valery Joseph Salon (CLOSED)

This full service salon caters to Upper East Side ladies with bulging checkbooks. A cut from suave owner Joseph will set you back $250, and any other stylist in the joint costs $160. The uptown location is surprisingly bright and the staff exceedingly friendly, though some modest guests may not be thrilled to change into their smocks in the coat closet. Services on offer include hair cutting, styling and coloring, as well as waxing and manicures and pedicures. Bridal services are available, and for those who can't be bothered to leave their penthouses, house calls are an option.